Conner Jackson

• Points in Case
  • We Seem to Pee at the Same Time, Fellow Coworker—Now We’re Best Friends
• Chortle
  • It’s Me, a Microplastic in Your Brain
  • A Message from Pro-Abstinence Mosquitos
• Slackjaw
  • Forgive But Never Forget: A Letter From Your Toxic Fat Cell
  • Internal Memo Regarding Launch Of Family Garage Sale This Weekend
• Robot Butt
  • College Students Suggest Causes for Fossilized Vomit
• The Haven
  • Your Allergies Are Bad This Year Because You Don’t Tip Us Enough

Essays

• Significance Magazine
  • Pietro the Weather Tortoise and the Pursuit of Soggy Bun Prevention